AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brings Me Women, but Breaks My Wallet
FIAT - Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB - Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive
SUBARU - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
KIA - Killed In Action